Strange Rash

Last night after Ryan came I went to the bathroom because small dicks make me shit. When I was wiping I felt a number of crater-like developments in and around my buttocks. I can only imagine Ryan's been sleeping around...and given his religious background and sexual history, he's probably penetrating children again. I hope his probation officer doesn't read this blog. I also hope the kids that play at the park with out parental supervision know enough to make the creepy guy in the shitty European band no ones ever heard of t-shirt with free shitty Nuebie's curly fries in his 1991 Geo wear a condom when he molests them. Moar 2 cum